Hi. My name is Meatgar. Lucky thing I found this computer, eh? So, let me explain. I am a lump of meat from the back of a McDonald's freezer. I gained sentience just a little bit ago. I tried talking to the other lumps of meat, but they weren't much for conversation. I had, of course, absorbed human speech in the period of time that I was not quite sentient. The ones next to me could move around a bit, but they couldn't think or make conversation, as far as I could tell. One of them I use as a pony. I call him Meatstang.
Anyhow, I was riding around the freezer on Meatstang, making little pony noises, when the freezer was opened by a human. Her name tag said "Elaine" and she let Meatstang and I out. She reached in and grabbed a few of the non-moving lumps of meat. Meatstang and I naturally took the opportunity to sneak into the bright light.
Searching around, I found a machine that matched the human description of "computer". It was currently logged into a blogging website with the blog Book du Jour ( bookdujour.blogspot.com ) on it. I quickly figured out how to make my own blog, and here it is!
So this will just be about my life, random thoughts, and what it's like to be a blob of sentient meat. Special emphasis will be placed on that last one because though I always hear that most users are no more than sentient blobs of meat, I can't find any kind of network for us to "meat" up.
