Holy Cow!

Did you know that I used to be a cow?  I didn't believe Elaine when she told me.  I think that the magical meat being created me to lord over the non-sentient meats.  They might be made of cows, but do you see me or Meatstang mooing?

Meatstang, stop that!  You're a horse, not a cow.  Whinny, for goodness' sakes!

Anyhow, I'm way more awesome than any cow.  I wouldn't be surprised if there were giant plaques everywhere in my McDonald's that showed that they were home to Meatgar, ruler over all meats.  Also not a cow.

Mooooooooooooo.

Ignore that, it didn't count.

Meatstang

Meatstang has been sniffing around the computer.  Hey, Meatstang, would you like to type, too?

Readers, this is going to be Meatstang saying hello.

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D'aaawww.