Did you know that I used to be a cow? I didn't believe Elaine when she told me. I think that the magical meat being created me to lord over the non-sentient meats. They might be made of cows, but do you see me or Meatstang mooing?
Meatstang, stop that! You're a horse, not a cow. Whinny, for goodness' sakes!
Anyhow, I'm way more awesome than any cow. I wouldn't be surprised if there were giant plaques everywhere in my McDonald's that showed that they were home to Meatgar, ruler over all meats. Also not a cow.
Mooooooooooooo.
Ignore that, it didn't count.
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